Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary. Matt Groening
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William Shakespeare wrote this quote during the period of the Roman Empire, when the Roman Catholic Church was beginning to gain power. William Shakespeare was one of the greatest writers ever. For example, he wrote Romeo and Juliet, Hamlet, King Lear, Macbeth, Othello , Midsummer Night's Dream, The Merchant of Venice, A Midsummer Night's Dream, The Comedy of Errors , As You Like It, Twelfth Night , Much Ado About Nothing , Henry IV Parts I and II , Henry V , Julius Caesar , Coriolanus , Antony and Cleopatra , Timon of Athens , Cymbeline .

Source: Childhood Is Hell

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